Also known as suffering from Greedy Bottom Syndrome. My illness has infected me so badly that it’s not enough that I’m surrounded by toys at every turn. Oh noooo! I’m driven to hoarde toys waiting for a chance to give them to other greedy bottoms or, even worse, to the top of some poor unsuspecting bottom.

My spanko friends are all quite aware of how much this has affected me and they are wary when packages arrive addressed from me. They know what’s inside could give them great joy or great pain…or sometimes both. Sometimes I lull them into a false sense of security by telling them it’s a fun toy. I’ve even been known to disguise evil toys with pretty artwork or hide them in something so cute that they never saw it coming.

I’m so far gone that sometimes I put toys away and forget I have them. I was digging around looking for something else and found three more paddleballs. That was quite a nice surprise. But I really need to start writing this stuff down. I may need to start a toy inventory sheet here on my ‘puter. Especially since I just made an order for more of those. Oh well! You can’t have too many paddleballs around I always say.

Dan keeps telling me that if I keep buying Jokari paddles that eventually I’ll corner the ebay market on them. I doubt that though. I just keep playing that ebay song and bidding like mad.

I really should look into getting some help, but I’m enjoying myself way too much. Soon, those who won prizes in the Spanking Den’s Anniversary contest will know the joy of opening a package from me. Especially the good people who were fortunate enough to win my lovely “time-out” mats. Someone cue the evil laughter, please!