{"id":152,"date":"2005-10-14T03:48:23","date_gmt":"2005-10-14T10:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=152"},"modified":"2006-03-28T20:47:52","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T03:47:52","slug":"ive-been-spatularized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/ive-been-spatularized\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve Been Spatularized!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I was doing pretty good under the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/index.php?p=110\" target=_blank>New Regime.<\/a>  I&#8217;ve done a good job keeping Dan out of the kitchen where his beloved evil rubber spatula hangs on the wall for quite some time.  Whenever he comes in, I chase him out.  He thinks it&#8217;s funny and that&#8217;s fine, as long as he stays away from that spatula.<\/p>\n<p>But this week, none of my usual tactics were working.  No amount of subterfuge could keep his mind off the spatula.  Every time I turned around, there he was menacing me with that evil thing.  If he wasn&#8217;t trying to get past me into the kitchen, he was threatening to go get it. <\/p>\n<p>I cannot believe how intense that nasty rubber thing is.  One good smack with it and I&#8217;m hopping around the room clutching my bottom.  It delivers a burn that always gets to me.  I love me some spanking, but that thing is intense.  The only good thing about it is that it leaves a pleasant sore spot that lasts for a couple of days.  It just takes alot of rubbing to get to the pleasantness.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning to top it off, he followed it up with a couple from the cane and the brat loop.  I was going shopping and he wanted to send me off with an ouchie bottom.  It worked!  LOL<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been a loooonng week, I&#8217;ve got a soooorre bottom, and a big silly grin on my face.  Now I&#8217;m just wondering what the weekend will bring. *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I was doing pretty good under the New Regime. I&#8217;ve done a good job keeping Dan out of the kitchen where his beloved evil rubber spatula hangs on the wall for quite some time. Whenever he comes in, <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/14\/ive-been-spatularized\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}