{"id":154,"date":"2005-10-19T13:52:09","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T20:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2006-03-28T20:47:41","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T03:47:41","slug":"cravings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/19\/cravings\/","title":{"rendered":"Cravings&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the middle of a serious chocolate craving so this won&#8217;t be a long post.  Unluckily I&#8217;ve run through my supply here and I&#8217;m getting desperate.  In fact, if Dan hadn&#8217;t had a couple of candy bars stashed away, it might&#8217;ve gotten ugly around here last night.<\/p>\n<p>On the upside, it gave him the opportunity for a sneak attack with the rubber spatula!  That&#8217;s when we both found out just how intense my desire for chocolate can be.  I had gotten to the bottom of my bag of little chocolates and was complaining about that, when I spotted a couple of pieces under the kichen table.  They must have slipped out of the bag and rolled under there.<\/p>\n<p>I immediately dove under the table with my bottom up in the air and I guess it was just too much temptation for Dan.  He went for the spatula that hangs on the wall and gave me a couple of quick hard swats with it.  And I just kept on searching for loose chocolate.  It&#8217;s a good thing I managed to gather up all the loose ones fairly quickly, or my bottom might be really sore today.<\/p>\n<p>What was really funny was that it sort of surprised Dan when I didn&#8217;t come out yelping and squawking like I normally do when he spanks me with that spatula, instead I just sort of growled a little.  I wasn&#8217;t about to be deterred in my search for chocolate.  That&#8217;s when he came up with that surprise stash of his.  I don&#8217;t know if it was the growling or the crazed look in my eye that prompted him to give it up.<\/p>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t the first time Dan&#8217;s managed to find me some chocolate that he&#8217;s stashed away somewhere.  I&#8217;m beginnning to wonder if he&#8217;s keeping hidden reserves for me.  Hmmmmm and if he is, where are they now?<\/p>\n<p>Before I get sidetracked on that idea, I&#8217;ve got to tell you about the crazy chocolate ideas I came up with last night.  In my head (a scary place at the moment), I was designing kinky chocolate candies.  I can see it now, little chocolate paddles, straps, and hairbrushes for candy dishes and bigger versions of those, the size of large candy bars.  I could make all sizes and shapes!<\/p>\n<p>That would combine two of my favorite cravings, chocolates and spankings.   Yummy!<br \/>\n<img src=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/chocciebunny.gif\" alt=\"chocbunny\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in the middle of a serious chocolate craving so this won&#8217;t be a long post. Unluckily I&#8217;ve run through my supply here and I&#8217;m getting desperate. In fact, if Dan hadn&#8217;t had a couple of candy bars stashed away, <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/19\/cravings\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}