{"id":189,"date":"2006-02-28T16:40:38","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T23:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=189"},"modified":"2007-09-05T19:11:32","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T04:11:32","slug":"i-have-stupid-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/28\/i-have-stupid-nipples\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Stupid Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right, my nipples are stupid.  It doesn&#8217;t seem to matter what Dan does to them, they *like* it.  He can bite, pinch, twist, and slap them with different toys and they just pop right up for more.  Hmph!<\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/smlschoolstrap.jpg\" alt=\"smlschoolstrap\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They especially love the smaller of the <a href=\"http:\/\/leatherthornpaddles.homestead.com\/WickedSchoolMasterStrap.html\" target=_blank>Wicked School Master Straps<\/a>.  Dan will start out lightly slapping my breasts with it and that will get my nipples a little perky.  But as soon as he lands an especially stingy one, my nipples just get harder.  If he lands a good one right across them as they&#8217;re getting sensitive, that gets them as hard as they can get.  <\/p>\n<p>The same thing happens whenever he pinches or bites them, too.  They don&#8217;t like being treated tenderly or gently.  If he just lightly kisses them or caresses them, they will get a little friendly.  It&#8217;s nothing like when they get handled a little more roughly though.<\/p>\n<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be too bad but Dan loves to tease me about it.  He&#8217;ll give them a quick pinch and then sit back and watch the show.  Every time, they just pop right up, looking for more.  He gets practically gleeful about it.  He says they&#8217;re &#8220;happy&#8221; because they like it.  That, of course, just means they must want more and more is what they get.  And they just keep being perky.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said, stupid nipples!  I even call them that when they get too darn perky and give me away&#8230;I mean when they act stupid.  *wink*<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t help either because sometimes I just can&#8217;t help but burst out laughing and grinning from ear to ear.  Dan can spank my bottom bright red, pinch and slap my nipples until they&#8217;re hard as rocks, and what do I do?  I just get happy.  I say I&#8217;m wired crazy but Dan says I&#8217;m wired just right for him.  It&#8217;s a good thing we found each other!  I don&#8217;t think anyone else could make me laugh so hard about my stupid nipples.  *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s right, my nipples are stupid. It doesn&#8217;t seem to matter what Dan does to them, they *like* it. He can bite, pinch, twist, and slap them with different toys and they just pop right up for more. Hmph! They <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/28\/i-have-stupid-nipples\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}