{"id":221,"date":"2006-07-11T14:17:55","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T21:17:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/my-bottom-report\/"},"modified":"2007-09-05T19:16:20","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T04:16:20","slug":"my-bottom-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/my-bottom-report\/","title":{"rendered":"My Bottom Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one full day later and my bottom is still very sore.\u00a0 This has secured the Jokari paddles place as the most evil toy, which certainly means it&#8217;s Dan&#8217;s new favorite toy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I may have to rethink my toy buying policy now.\u00a0 When I see a potential new toy I have to find some way to calm my greedy butt down.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>At first I thought, I&#8217;ll just think of how the latest evil toy scalded my bottom and how much it caused my bottom to ache and burn.\u00a0 That technique didn&#8217;t work the last time I tried it though.\u00a0 I started thinking of how hard I&#8217;d been spanked and how good&#8230;er, bad it felt.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Nope, that didn&#8217;t work at all.\u00a0 In fact, it&#8217;s how I ended up with the Jokari paddles.\u00a0 Ouchie!\u00a0 My poor bottom still feels that spanking and probably will for another day or so&#8230;Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s one full day later and my bottom is still very sore.\u00a0 This has secured the Jokari paddles place as the most evil toy, which certainly means it&#8217;s Dan&#8217;s new favorite toy.\u00a0 I may have to rethink my toy buying <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/11\/my-bottom-report\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}