I’m not sure if it’s a result of holiday stress or remodeling anxiety, but I’ve been having strange dreams lately. Not nightmares exactly, but still very unsettling.<\/p>\n
I think the whole thing started because our hot water heater is having issues and I haven’t been able to take the long hot showers I’m used to. Which means I’ve had to make allowances in my usual grooming routine. Every day I have to make a choice as to what part of my anatomy gets shaved properly and I’m losing my personal war on excessive body hair. <\/p>\n
Okay, maybe it’s not really excessive…but all the same, I don’t like it. I know body hair is normal, but then I never claimed to be normal. I like hair on my head and that’s it. Everything else I like to keep to a bare minimum. Also, I prefer shaving myself so that means I need time in the shower every day for this sometimes delicate procedure.<\/p>\n
What this boils down to is, I’m getting furry in certain areas. And it’s starting to bother me. I could take an extra shower just for my shaving needs, but there are just not enough hours in the day for that right now. Darn it. <\/p>\n
It was bad enough when I was obsessing about this during my waking hours but now I’m having dreams about it. I have dreams in which no matter how much I shave, it immediately grows back and grows back longer and thicker every time. <\/p>\n
I blame that dream on spending way too much time with my mother lately preparing for the holiday season. She always warned me about starting shaving too early when I was a teenager. She was full of dire warnings about just that sort of excessive hair growth happening as a result. To think, I just laughed at her at the time!<\/p>\n
The worst dream is the one in which I have grown long streaming pubic hair that can’t be confined by my panties and hangs down my thighs. It’s horrible! I try stuffing it back up inside my panties but every time I get one area under control, more springs out somewhere else. I wake up in a cold sweat and immediately reach for my crotch to make sure this phenomenon hasn’t really happened overnight. I told Dan about that one and he almost fell out of bed laughing at me. Hmph!<\/p>\n
My only hope is that we get a new water heater or Santa brings me a new electric shaver. Otherwise, by next week I’ll be dreaming I’m the bride of Sasquatch. Yeah, I know, I have issues.<\/p>\n
I wonder if I work this nightmare thing right, if I can get a spanking out of it. Maybe I should suggest that a good nightly spanking might help ward off the bad dreams? Mmmm that sounds kinda nice, now that I think about it. Couldn’t hurt, except in that good way, of course. I’ll let you know how my I’m not sure if it’s a result of holiday stress or remodeling anxiety, but I’ve been having strange dreams lately. Not nightmares exactly, but still very unsettling. I think the whole thing started because our hot water heater is having …<\/span> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}evil plan<\/del> suggestion works. *wink*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"