{"id":245,"date":"2006-10-08T15:03:54","date_gmt":"2006-10-08T22:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/08\/we-may-have-to-postpone-that-spanking\/"},"modified":"2007-09-05T19:21:07","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T04:21:07","slug":"we-may-have-to-postpone-that-spanking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/08\/we-may-have-to-postpone-that-spanking\/","title":{"rendered":"We May Have To Postpone That Spanking&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so it&#8217;s Sunday and I noticed my left leg and hip were bothering me.  I&#8217;d been working on my computer doing a little maintenance but I hadn&#8217;t been there long enough to warrant that type of ache.<\/p>\n<p>I complained to Dan a bit and he was really concerned.  I got up, walked around a little, came back and pretty soon it started to hurt again.  He came over from his computer as I was explaining the pain to him.  I moved my leg around a bit and then sat back down at my computer chair.<\/p>\n<p>We were trying to figure it out when without thinking, I shifted all my weight from my right bottom cheek over to my left.  That&#8217;s when we realized that&#8217;s what my problem was.  I was sitting all twisted up to keep my weight off the sorest part of my bottom.<\/p>\n<p>Dan thought that was mighty funny and told me he couldn&#8217;t have any sympathy for my plight since I got that way trying to avoid sitting on the tenderest part of my bottom.  He thinks I need to sit on the tenderest spot and even asked if I needed some help remembering to sit in the proper posture position.  <\/p>\n<p>At that point, I decided that might not be in my bottom&#8217;s best interest and came up with a new game plan.  I&#8217;m going to go out and spend the day enjoying the great outdoors&#8230;and off my poor bottom.  I certainly don&#8217;t need posture lessons!  And I think I&#8217;d better put off my evening plan for another night.  Or figure out a way to give Dan a better angle on the other side of my bottom.  I think my right cheek needs a break.  I need a little symmetry for my bottom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so it&#8217;s Sunday and I noticed my left leg and hip were bothering me. I&#8217;d been working on my computer doing a little maintenance but I hadn&#8217;t been there long enough to warrant that type of ache. I complained <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/08\/we-may-have-to-postpone-that-spanking\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}