{"id":249,"date":"2006-10-12T23:42:56","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T06:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/i-want-some-spanking-furniture\/"},"modified":"2009-04-16T10:17:16","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T18:17:16","slug":"i-want-some-spanking-furniture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/i-want-some-spanking-furniture\/","title":{"rendered":"I Want Some Spanking Furniture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/fetishflixx_BSR15.jpg' alt='beltslipperrod_fetishflixx' \/><\/p>\n<p>I saw this image from the movie &#8220;Belt Slipper Rod&#8221; from <a href=\"http:\/\/refer.ccbill.com\/cgi-bin\/clicks.cgi?CA=938538&#038;PA=1924505&#038;HTML=http:\/\/www.fetishflixx.com\" target=_blank>Fetish Flixx<\/a>, and I was consumed with spanko envy.  I want one of those spanking benches!<\/p>\n<p>What is that called?  A spanking horse or just bench?  Either way, I want one.  I think it would help with the spanking symmetry problem we sometimes have.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to try what Am and Dave did with their folding steps after reading both his and her&#8217;s posts (on their now discontinued blog so no links to the posts).  It was quite inspiring!  I have some of those steps and I&#8217;ve been giving them the eye since reading those posts of theirs.  I even tried bending over them for size.  It has possibilities.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I could get out the tools, order some wood, and go to work but it&#8217;s been awhile since I&#8217;ve tried anything like that.  I&#8217;d probably end up with a lopsided horse and then drive myself crazy trying to even out the legs.  And before you know it, I&#8217;d have a footstool.  Yup, I better find another solution.  <\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll go look at those folding steps again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this image from the movie &#8220;Belt Slipper Rod&#8221; from Fetish Flixx, and I was consumed with spanko envy. I want one of those spanking benches! What is that called? A spanking horse or just bench? Either way, I <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/12\/i-want-some-spanking-furniture\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}