{"id":269,"date":"2007-02-01T21:20:08","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T06:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/01\/lack-of-spanking-ebay-overkill\/"},"modified":"2007-09-05T19:26:53","modified_gmt":"2007-09-06T04:26:53","slug":"lack-of-spanking-ebay-overkill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/01\/lack-of-spanking-ebay-overkill\/","title":{"rendered":"Lack Of Spanking = Ebay Overkill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With so much free time on my hands and my need to be spanked becoming more intense by the day, I&#8217;ve been spending way too much time shopping and dreaming of new implements.  Ebay is an amazing resource for someone like me; a greedy bottom on the prowl.  <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe some of the stuff you can find there!  I&#8217;ve been picking up new paddles of every kind.  I even got some new Jokari paddles.  It&#8217;s gotten so bad, I&#8217;m having another contest at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingden.com\" target=_blalnk>Den<\/a> so I can get rid of some of my loot.  It&#8217;s a Valentine contest, of course.  That makes sense to me; there&#8217;s nothing better on Valentine&#8217;s Day than a bright red bottom.  <\/p>\n<p>But even with all that extra loot, I can&#8217;t help but look around for new items.  Now look what I found!<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/paddlecoffetable.jpg' alt='paddlecoffeetable' \/><\/p>\n<p>I need that coffe table!  I think it would be inspiring and perfect for our living room.  I just bought this awesome saddle seat bar stool that is just right for bending over and I think the table would go with my new decor.  You see, I&#8217;m redoing our house in all spanko decor.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided if I can&#8217;t be bent over it, spanked with it, or inspired to be spanked by it; it doesn&#8217;t belong.  I&#8217;m not sure if our guests will figure it out or not, but right now I don&#8217;t really care.  I&#8217;m a greedy bottom and I&#8217;m not afraid to show it&#8230;at least until I get some spankings and it cools me down.  Or should I say heats me up?  Either way, I&#8217;ll take it.<\/p>\n<p>Until then, it&#8217;s back to shopping.  Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With so much free time on my hands and my need to be spanked becoming more intense by the day, I&#8217;ve been spending way too much time shopping and dreaming of new implements. Ebay is an amazing resource for someone <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/01\/lack-of-spanking-ebay-overkill\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}