{"id":289,"date":"2007-06-01T23:46:42","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T08:46:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/toy-identification\/"},"modified":"2007-12-01T23:28:30","modified_gmt":"2007-12-02T07:28:30","slug":"toy-identification","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/toy-identification\/","title":{"rendered":"Toy Identification"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/toys4.jpg' alt='toys_with-holes' \/><\/p>\n<p>Okay, since a couple of people asked (Hi Terri and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelbrat454.blogspot.com\/\" target=_blank>Tracy<\/a>!), I thought I&#8217;d show a better picture of these toys.  On the tag they&#8217;re called paddleball games but they&#8217;re not the traditional round style.  <\/p>\n<p>These have holes marked with numbers for some kind of scoring game, but that didn&#8217;t go well for me.  I tried for a bit, then decided the elastic string was too long and the ball too bouncy because I couldn&#8217;t get the silly ball to land in the holes and stay there.<\/p>\n<p>After several minutes of aggravation, which was made worse when Dan growled at me that if I hit him in the head with that ball I&#8217;d be in trouble, I gave up.  I removed the string from the hole, sanded down all the sharp edges, and made myself a new spanking toy.  Problem solved!  Ha!<\/p>\n<p>The toy itself is a little over 12&#8243; long, around 2&#8243; at the wide spots, and just over 1\/4&#8243; thick.  <\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/toysruler_01.jpg' alt='toys-ruler2' \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad I didn&#8217;t hit Dan in the head with the ball when I was playing with it.  It&#8217;s one thing if I pervert something on my own but completely another if Dan does it for me.  Or rather, to me!  *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, since a couple of people asked (Hi Terri and Tracy!), I thought I&#8217;d show a better picture of these toys. On the tag they&#8217;re called paddleball games but they&#8217;re not the traditional round style. These have holes marked with <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/01\/toy-identification\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}