{"id":302,"date":"2007-10-04T18:29:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-05T03:29:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/04\/panties-voted-most-likely-to-be-spanked\/"},"modified":"2007-10-04T18:29:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T03:29:16","slug":"panties-voted-most-likely-to-be-spanked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/04\/panties-voted-most-likely-to-be-spanked\/","title":{"rendered":"Panties Voted Most Likely To Be Spanked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/spankablepanties.jpg' alt='spankable panties' \/><\/p>\n<p>I opened my panty drawer today and realized these three had made their way to the front again.  I usually keep these toward the back of the drawer unless I really want a spanking.  Dan says I must really be looking for a spanking if I&#8217;ve got one of these on and he goes right to it.  I might as well just paint a target on my bottom and hand him a paddle.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm now that I think of it, maybe I should go ahead to that next step and have a paddle ready when I put one of these on.  That might save me the occasional surprise when he grabs the closest toy he can find.  Too often it&#8217;s the evil rubber spatula or the loopy cane.  It happens way too often for my comfort.  Ouchie!<\/p>\n<p>I have a couple of other panties that get threatened, but these are the main ones that scream &#8220;Spank me!&#8221;  That black one is the most straight-forward of the bunch seeing as it actually has &#8220;Spank Me!!&#8221; across the target area, but they all pretty much get the same reaction.  <\/p>\n<p>Being grumpy is one thing, being grumpy and wearing the panties that have &#8220;Grumpy&#8221; printed right across the butt is another.  Those panties are a clear sign that I&#8217;m ready to have the grump spanked right out of me.  They haven&#8217;t failed me yet.<\/p>\n<p>I recently bought these blue Halloween panties and for some reason this little guy just pushes all of Dan&#8217;s spanko buttons.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/grumpyhalloweenbear.jpg' alt='grumpy halloween bear' \/> <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine why.  Just because all those little bears seem to be sticking their tongues out at him doesn&#8217;t mean they need smacking.  It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m doing it; I&#8217;m just wearing the cute little guys across my bottom.  <\/p>\n<p>Okay, so I might as well paint a target there.  *grin* <\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;ve got to go count those little bears because Dan has decided that wearing those panties will cost me one spank per bear.  I want to know what I have to look forward to.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I opened my panty drawer today and realized these three had made their way to the front again. I usually keep these toward the back of the drawer unless I really want a spanking. Dan says I must really be <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/04\/panties-voted-most-likely-to-be-spanked\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}