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The official total is…*drumroll*…51 swats! Yay!<\/p>\n
Okay, I know some of you think that I should count my own comments, but I didn’t think that was fair. So to make it up to you, Dan will give me a long warmup before giving me the official 51 swats. Now doesn’t that sound fair? <\/p>\n
Okay, so maybe it’s not completely fair since I enjoy a good warmup. But this is all for fun anyway and I’m planning to have a lot of fun. 51 swats of fun! Heh.<\/p>\n
Now the next logical question is, which of our many implements should we use? I’ve put in a vote for my pretty rose paddle<\/a>, but since it’s considered a “warmup” toy, I doubt it will happen. <\/p>\n Besides we’re just in the negotiation phase so I have to bid low to start out. Of course, that’s to counter Dan’s starting bid. He opened with a vote for the giant lexan paddle<\/a>, of course. He just loves that thing!<\/p>\n Well, maybe it’s not the paddle Dan loves, maybe it’s the way my toes curl with every swat and how I hop around rubbing my bottom when he’s done using it. After that last time, he was quite happy to see that I had to sit down very carefully<\/em> when I went back to my desk.<\/p>\n I’m not sure, but I think after sitting for a bit that’s when I decided he’s been working so hard lately that he was in dire need of a blow job. Negotiations can get very friendly around here in case I hadn’t mentioned it before. *wink*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The official total is…*drumroll*…51 swats! Yay! Okay, I know some of you think that I should count my own comments, but I didn’t think that was fair. So to make it up to you, Dan will give me a long …<\/span> Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}