{"id":317,"date":"2007-11-15T08:47:55","date_gmt":"2007-11-15T16:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/okay-so-this-isnt-the-big-spanking-report\/"},"modified":"2008-04-27T15:46:48","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T23:46:48","slug":"okay-so-this-isnt-the-big-spanking-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/okay-so-this-isnt-the-big-spanking-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, so this isn&#8217;t the big spanking report&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/vintagespankingcard.gif' alt='vintage spanking card' \/> <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s funny!  This is great vintage card image I found recently.  The card had a tab in the back to make the arm of the lady move up and down.  I thought it was cute and it turned out that working with images was one thing I could do when I only had one good arm.  <\/p>\n<p>The text reads:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSi ton mari est si docile,<br \/>\nC&#8217;est que tu sais, probablement.<br \/>\nPour le faire tenir tranquille,<br \/>\nTe servir d&#8217;arguments frappants!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>My French isn&#8217;t all that great so I won&#8217;t translate that for you, lucky you! <\/p>\n<p>Now about my arm, it healed slowly (that&#8217;s a story for another day btw) but once it was better I had lots of catching up to do.  I&#8217;m domestically challenged on my best days so it was a sloooow process.  Dan helped so it wasn&#8217;t too bad, just slow.  <\/p>\n<p>I was just about to get back to blogging when life got really exciting.  My very large family recently increased by one.  I&#8217;m an aunt, yet again!  Yay!  The delivery was a bit nerve racking as this exceptionally wonderful baby arrived with a lot of excitement but all is well now.  The mother is recuperating and the baby is just as precious as can be.  I may be a bit prejudiced though!<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, things have been a bit hectic around here!  I&#8217;m just hoping for a few moments of down time so I can tell y&#8217;all about my latest spanko adventures.  We somehow managed to have some fun despite all the craziness.  <\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not down time just yet, I&#8217;ve got a babysitting shift coming up so I&#8217;m about to run out the door.  I&#8217;ll post all the good spanking details soon though, I promise!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But it&#8217;s funny! This is great vintage card image I found recently. The card had a tab in the back to make the arm of the lady move up and down. I thought it was cute and it turned out <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/15\/okay-so-this-isnt-the-big-spanking-report\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}