{"id":331,"date":"2008-02-07T02:02:59","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T08:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/07\/sweet-kinky-goodness\/"},"modified":"2008-02-07T02:02:59","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T08:02:59","slug":"sweet-kinky-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/07\/sweet-kinky-goodness\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet Kinky Goodness!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/candytassles.jpg' alt='candy tassles' \/> <\/p>\n<p>This is just what I need to complete my Valentine&#8217;s Day outfit!  I had no idea they made candy tassles until I stumbled across them while browsing the Valentine goodies at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.extremerestraints.com\/stat\/sfnt.html?Affil=Bethie\">Extreme Restraints<\/a>.  Oh yum!<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re still breaking in the new toys and I&#8217;m making plans for a spanking good romantic getaway for us.  I can&#8217;t wait!  We&#8217;ve been fighting the usual winter sniffles and trying to get our energy levels back up.  The way I&#8217;m feeling right now, Dan&#8217;s going to need all the energy he can gather up.  I need a good spanking mixed with some sweet romance.  It&#8217;s a good thing I&#8217;ve already got the candy garters ready to go. <\/p>\n<p>Dan, of course, is selecting the perfect toys to take along.  That&#8217;s his department!  Although I&#8217;d like to pass along a request right now.  <em>Pssst!  Dan, sweetie, please bring my favorite pretty rose paddle.  Pleeeease!<\/em>  Don&#8217;t know if that will help but a girl&#8217;s gotta try!<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of toys, I think I made one small error when ordering his holiday goodies in December.  We have our share of bath brushes but for some reason, I&#8217;d never bought one of the staples of spanking world; the Vermont Country Store bath brush.  So what did I do, silly spanko that I am?  I ordered one, of course.  And my bottom has been regretting it since.<\/p>\n<p>When I opened the package and pulled that much hyped bath brush out, I thought to myself, &#8220;Is this what all the fuss is about?  Are they kidding?&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>It felt much too light and it seemed fairly harmless.  Oh well, what&#8217;s a girl to do?  Christmas Eve I wrapped it up and put it in Dan&#8217;s stocking.  I didn&#8217;t expect much out of that gift so I was pleasantly surprised when Dan unwrapped it and was quite happy with his gift.  I figured if nothing else, that was enough.<\/p>\n<p>I kept thinking that for the next few minutes, right up until that evil thing made its first contact with my bottom.  At first I was surprised by the initial burn of those early swats, but as Dan settled in and got used to swinging it, I became downright dismayed.  He set my bottom on fire with that thing!  Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!<\/p>\n<p>I was wrong.  All those folks who said to beware of that bath brush were not kidding!  I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s the wood or the length of the handle that gives the spanker the ability to wield it with such blazing precision or what, but it&#8217;s evil.  Truly, truly evil.  What&#8217;s worse is that it fooled me.  Hmph!<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m worried that I should&#8217;ve bought two so we&#8217;d always have a back up.  Sorry, but it seems I&#8217;m far more greedy than I am sensible at times.  What can I say?  I need a good spanking!  *grin*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is just what I need to complete my Valentine&#8217;s Day outfit! I had no idea they made candy tassles until I stumbled across them while browsing the Valentine goodies at Extreme Restraints. Oh yum! 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