{"id":342,"date":"2008-05-15T22:58:26","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T06:58:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/ready-with-the-spanking-implements\/"},"modified":"2008-05-16T01:17:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T09:17:12","slug":"ready-with-the-spanking-implements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/ready-with-the-spanking-implements\/","title":{"rendered":"Ready With The Spanking Implements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/busterandcane.jpg' alt='buster and cane' \/><\/p>\n<p>It seems Dan has decided he needs to keep implements handy at all times.  The other night we were watching tv in the living room and when there was a break, I thought a little commercial break entertainment was in order.  I hopped up and was just about to start wiggling my bottom at Dan when he reached down and pulled out a couple of implements he&#8217;d stashed beside his chair.  He had the <a href=\"http:\/\/prysmcreations.com\/delrin_rods.html\" target=_blank>delrin cane<\/a> in one hand, the <a href=\"http:\/\/leatherthornpaddles.homestead.com\/BusterPaddle.html\" target=_blank>Buster paddle<\/a> in the other, and a devilish grin on his face.  Uh-oh.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of doing my wiggle dance in front of Dan&#8217;s chair, I found myself over the arm of the sofa doing a totally different dance.  There I was, bare bottom up, kicking and squealing while he spanked me quite enthusiastically with the Buster paddle.  Squeee!<\/p>\n<p>My bottom was really feeling the burn when the commercial ended and we went back to watching tv.  Dan looked awfully pleased with himself but I couldn&#8217;t fault him for that.  I was feeling pretty satisfied myself.  That is until the next commercial.  I went right back to tempting him and Dan went straight for the delrin cane.  It&#8217;s not as stingy as the acrylic cane or the rattan canes but it makes up for that by being more thuddy.  <\/p>\n<p>I was wearing shorts that aren&#8217;t much good for covering my legs so Dan went for my exposed thighs.  I tried to get away but that never works.  It just gets me spanked at odd angles.  Grrr.  I complained but I didn&#8217;t get any sympathy whatsoever.  Dan said that&#8217;s what I get for struggling.  Hmph!<\/p>\n<p>I like the idea of having implements handy in the living room, but I think I need a little more input in the choice of which ones.  I&#8217;m putting in a vote to replace the delrin cane with our lovely blue flogger.  <\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/blueflogger.jpg' alt='blue flogger' \/><\/p>\n<p>Yummm!  That&#8217;ll make watching tv a whole lot more interesting!  I know some people say tv is bad for you, but with commercial breaks like ours I must cheerfully disagree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems Dan has decided he needs to keep implements handy at all times. The other night we were watching tv in the living room and when there was a break, I thought a little commercial break entertainment was in <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/05\/15\/ready-with-the-spanking-implements\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}