{"id":345,"date":"2008-06-11T00:33:06","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T08:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/11\/funny-or-outrageous-spanking-moment\/"},"modified":"2008-06-11T00:33:06","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T08:33:06","slug":"funny-or-outrageous-spanking-moment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/11\/funny-or-outrageous-spanking-moment\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny (or Outrageous) Spanking Moment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/outrageousmoments.jpg' alt='outrageous moment' \/><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes something will happen during a spanking that will be so unexpected that I can&#8217;t decide if it&#8217;s hilarious or outrageous.  When I say &#8220;outrageous&#8221; I&#8217;m teasing a bit.  My moments of outrage are generally moments of total embarrassment or shock that I feel better if I can pretend to be outraged.  Dan seems to find these moments amusing so he doesn&#8217;t really try to avoid them.  Something about me hopping around squealing about the latest &#8220;outrage&#8221; makes him laugh.<\/p>\n<p>Well, yesterday we had one of those moments.<\/p>\n<p>I was in his office wiggling my bottom at him and generally distracting him from whatever was on his computer screen, hoping for a little attention.  Dan was willing as always so I found myself over his knee and bare bottomed in no time.  I was prepared for a nice bottom warming but I hadn&#8217;t counted on him having the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/15\/spanking-presents\/\" target=_blank>small school master strap<\/a> nearby.<\/p>\n<p>He began strapping my bottom and thighs enthusiastically which stung a bit sharply so I kicked my feet and whimpered a little.  I was hoping for his hand but at the same time I was glad it wasn&#8217;t the bath brush.<\/p>\n<p>About the time I was settling in, I felt Dan spread my bottom cheeks.  Before I could say anything, he said, &#8220;Hey, let&#8217;s look in here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Like that wasn&#8217;t outrageous enough, he gave me a couple of quick spanks on the inside of my cheeks with that strap.  Yeouch!<\/p>\n<p>I squealed and somehow managed to fall off his lap.  I grabbed my bottom, hopped around a bit, and then I remembered what he&#8217;d said.  All I could do was sputter, &#8220;Let&#8217;s look in here?  Let&#8217;s look in here?  What do you mean, let&#8217;s look in here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dan just laughed and laughed.  I tried to do my best outraged act but it was tough to keep up while I was laughing, too.  Hmph!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes something will happen during a spanking that will be so unexpected that I can&#8217;t decide if it&#8217;s hilarious or outrageous. When I say &#8220;outrageous&#8221; I&#8217;m teasing a bit. My moments of outrage are generally moments of total embarrassment or <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/11\/funny-or-outrageous-spanking-moment\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}