{"id":346,"date":"2008-06-22T23:53:53","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T07:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/22\/i-want-a-tougher-bottom\/"},"modified":"2008-06-22T23:56:43","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T07:56:43","slug":"i-want-a-tougher-bottom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/22\/i-want-a-tougher-bottom\/","title":{"rendered":"I want a tougher bottom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After looking at <a href=\"http:\/\/xerotics.com\/hosted\/nbottom_2008\/02\/index.php?nats=MTI3OjM6MzE,0,0,0,\">some pics of Elizabeth Simpson<\/a>, I decided my bottom wasn&#8217;t tough enough.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the hairbrush before it got fully acquainted with Elizabeth&#8217;s bottom.<\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/musiclessonhairbrush1_02.jpg' alt='Music Lesson hairbrush before' \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the hairbrush after.  <\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/musiclessonhairbrush2_01.jpg' alt='Music Lesson hairbrush after' \/> <\/p>\n<p>Now why can&#8217;t that horrid Vermont bath brush break like that?  Just today Dan bent me over the laundry basket, spanked me quite briskly with that awful brush, and my bottom didn&#8217;t do a thing to it.  <\/p>\n<p>The brush on the other hand left my bottom with a serious burning sensation.  I even hopped around a little to help ease the burn.  It didn&#8217;t help and neither did the rubbing but a gal&#8217;s gotta do something when her bottom feels like it&#8217;s on fire.  All of that and not even a dent in that brush.  It&#8217;s not fair.<\/p>\n<p>I may have to spend more time at the gym to develop a tighter bottom.  Either that or I could encourage Dan to spank me more often with that brush in the hope that I&#8217;ll wear it down.  If I get really crazy I could do both!  I have my work cut out for me&#8230;or rather my bottom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After looking at some pics of Elizabeth Simpson, I decided my bottom wasn&#8217;t tough enough. Here&#8217;s the hairbrush before it got fully acquainted with Elizabeth&#8217;s bottom. Here&#8217;s the hairbrush after. Now why can&#8217;t that horrid Vermont bath brush break like <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/22\/i-want-a-tougher-bottom\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}