{"id":347,"date":"2008-07-02T17:53:43","date_gmt":"2008-07-03T01:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/02\/the-nettles-are-growing\/"},"modified":"2009-02-11T16:05:32","modified_gmt":"2009-02-12T00:05:32","slug":"the-nettles-are-growing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/02\/the-nettles-are-growing\/","title":{"rendered":"The Nettles Are Growing!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eeek!  Dan noticed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingblog.com\/2008\/05\/29\/nettles-the-awful-truth\/\" target=_blank>his nettles<\/a> were growing so fast that he needed to do a little pruning.  That meant he finally had an excuse to pull out a few of them for experimentation.  Let me just say now that while I&#8217;m not always a fan of experimentation when I&#8217;m the guinea pig, I try to be a good sport.  I never know when something new and scary might become my favorite new obsession.<\/p>\n<p>Dan picked a small sprig and lightly rubbed the length of it along the back of my hand.  I was surprised by how quickly it began to sting and how much sting there was to it.  Yeah, I know, they&#8217;re called &#8220;stinging&#8221; nettles, but I wasn&#8217;t expecting that much sensation!  <\/p>\n<p>After just a little while, besides the increasing sting I noticed little bumps developing.  That&#8217;s when I began to squawk and complain.  I wanted Dan to make the stinging stop but there wasn&#8217;t anything he could do about it.  I was not a happy camper.  But at least Dan got a chuckle out of it.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could say I loved the nettles so much that I can&#8217;t wait until they&#8217;re full grown and ready for action&#8230;but I&#8217;m still trying to decide.  I&#8217;ve been wondering if used in the middle of a play session I might have a different impression of the nettles.  Supposedly the plan is to use them on my bottom and maybe on my boobies.  Maybe.  I just never know how my body is going to react.<\/p>\n<p>This may be one of those plans that you just have to put into acting in order to really know for sure.  I may have to just let Dan try.  <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I just typed that.  Eeek!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eeek! Dan noticed his nettles were growing so fast that he needed to do a little pruning. That meant he finally had an excuse to pull out a few of them for experimentation. Let me just say now that while <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/02\/the-nettles-are-growing\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}