{"id":373,"date":"2009-03-20T11:51:56","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T19:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/20\/oh-noes-its-reality\/"},"modified":"2009-03-20T11:56:40","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T19:56:40","slug":"oh-noes-its-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/20\/oh-noes-its-reality\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh noes, it&#8217;s Reality!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I think it bit me.  <\/p>\n<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/spanking-pictures\/breastinhand.jpg' alt='holding her breast up' \/><\/p>\n<p>Oh wait, maybe that was Dan.  He does that, you know  *grin*<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time this last week helping my sister with her kids so I&#8217;m not exactly feeling overly energetic at the moment.  My sis had something rather traumatic happen so I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time helping her as much as I could.  I keep finding myself wishing I could fix it for her, but that&#8217;s not realistic.  I hate being on the sidelines!  Oh well, at least I can babysit.  <\/p>\n<p>How do you people with kids do it?  I used to manage a good sized business with a large staff while juggling a busy social life, but I can&#8217;t keep up with two toddlers.  I love those kids, but they&#8217;ve about worn out their poor aunt.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily it&#8217;s the weekend and I&#8217;m free!  I&#8217;ve got some wine in the fridge, some fancy new undies to prance around in, new nipple clamps, and more than a few plans.  It could get really interesting.<\/p>\n<p>That is if everyone will leave us alone.  My nephew has learned how to use the speed dial to call me and he&#8217;s not afraid to use it.  I have no idea what he&#8217;s saying most of the time because he won&#8217;t hold the phone right, but that doesn&#8217;t seem to bother him.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s really scary is that I&#8217;ve got this song stuck in my head; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=otjh3PzMA_A\">Bunny Party<\/a>.  Sorry, but I&#8217;ve been spending too much time with the kids and I&#8217;ve gotten caught up in the Schnuffel bunny craze.  Eeeek!<\/p>\n<p>I need to get my kink on this weekend before it&#8217;s too late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I think it bit me. Oh wait, maybe that was Dan. He does that, you know *grin* I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time this last week helping my sister with her kids so I&#8217;m not exactly feeling overly energetic <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/20\/oh-noes-its-reality\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}