{"id":443,"date":"2011-12-01T16:41:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T00:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=443"},"modified":"2011-12-01T16:42:20","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T00:42:20","slug":"ha-now-i-have-an-excuse-to-be-lazy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/01\/ha-now-i-have-an-excuse-to-be-lazy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ha!  Now I have an excuse to be lazy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/spanking-pictures\/lounging.gif' alt='lounging' \/><\/p>\n<p>After months of trying to figure out what&#8217;s been going on with my body I finally have an answer; my gallbladder is jacked up.  I&#8217;ll spare you the details, mainly because it wasn&#8217;t all that interesting to anyone else but me.  The long and short of it is that my gallbladder was malfunctioning and until I had one really nasty episode no one could figure out what was wrong.  Now we know and my gallbladder and I will be parting company very soon.  Not as soon as I would have liked since the silly thing has become quite tiresome to deal with, but so soon that I will be absent from the web for a few days as I prepare (stupid laundry won&#8217;t do itself) and then recuperate.  Won&#8217;t be long though since it&#8217;s an easy laparoscopic surgery.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m telling ya&#8217;ll this now just in case someone needs me and can&#8217;t figure out why I&#8217;m not answering my emails for the next few days.  I&#8217;m busy&#8230;and then I&#8217;ll be busy lounging around the house (and letting the stupid laundry pile up to the ceiling) and playing mindless computer games.  Yay.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, off to make Jello and finish my preparations&#8230;stupid laundry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After months of trying to figure out what&#8217;s been going on with my body I finally have an answer; my gallbladder is jacked up. 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