{"id":446,"date":"2011-12-23T00:57:54","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T08:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=446"},"modified":"2021-01-07T22:52:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-08T06:52:38","slug":"spanking-good-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/23\/spanking-good-surprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Spanking Good Surprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/spanking-pictures\/GeorgePettypinup.gif' alt='George Petty Pinup' \/><\/p>\n<p>We all know how crazy this time of year. Making it worse this year are the four incisions that are keeping me from really having fun just at the moment.  I&#8217;d say &#8220;Bah humbug!&#8221; but I&#8217;m actually too cheerful for that.  That and Dan would give me something to really say &#8220;Bah humbug&#8221; about!  Heh.  <\/p>\n<p>Well, actually he&#8217;d have to wait until my doc clears me completely.  Until recently I thought I was good to go, getting away with all kinds of things and all that, but then Dan had to go and inform me he&#8217;s keeping score.  What?  You can&#8217;t keep score on a sick person.  Isn&#8217;t that part of the healing process?  Letting me get away with all kinds of things?  I mean, really, I&#8217;m <strong>recovering<\/strong>.  Shouldn&#8217;t I be allowed to get away with all sorts of hijinks?  Now that I think about it, I may have to say &#8220;Bah humbug&#8221; after all!  <\/p>\n<p>Or not.  I really have been missing out on a lot of good spanking fun due to this medical interruption now that I think of it.  Hmph.  Now I&#8217;ve gone and confused myself again.  Do I want a spanking?  Do I not want a spanking?  Actually, I think I want a spanking but I want it on my terms.  Spoiled much?  Yeah, I just might be now.  *wink*<\/p>\n<p>Until I have something more to offer on the personal spanking front, here&#8217;s a little story for your amusement.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holiday Spanking Surprise<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat could be more festive than a red, cheery bottom?  Not only does it glow so brightly, but it helps keep you warm on cold days like this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Paul sounded quite smug as he made this comment, but why shouldn\u2019t he?  He had his beloved Annie draped over his lap, her soft bottom bared and positioned for spanking.  He grinned as he squeezed a slightly pink cheek and Annie let out a soft moan of pleasure in response.<\/p>\n<p>Annie for her part was happy to be in that familiar position over Paul\u2019s lap.  He\u2019d been her boyfriend for several months and Annie\u2019s spankings were a regular occurrence that they both enjoyed.  Spankings for pleasure were her favorite kind and she was pretty sure that\u2019s what this spanking was so she relaxed and waited for Paul to continue.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave you been naughty or nice this year, my sweet?\u201d Paul asked as his hand roamed over her bottom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAs nice as can be\u201d Annie cooed, sure she was about to be rewarded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmm-hmmm,\u201d Paul responded.  \u201cAre you sure?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For the first time since Paul had grabbed her as she was getting ready for work, she began to wonder if this was going to be as much fun as she\u2019d thought.  It was early, she\u2019d just had her shower and barely had time to put on her panties before he\u2019d come into the bedroom, took her by the hand, and led her to his solid armless chair where many of her spankings took place.  <\/p>\n<p>To add to the mystery, he hadn\u2019t said a word while sitting down, guiding her over his lap, removing her silky panties, and proceeding to give her what she thought had been a few nice warm up spanks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019ve tried to be nice,\u201d Annie replied thoughtfully.  \u201cDoesn\u2019t that count?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Paul chuckled as he got a better grip on her waist with his left hand and returned to spanking Annie\u2019s bottom.  The spanks he delivered were sharp and crisp, making Annie gasp and moan as she ground her hips against his thigh.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOhhh&#8230;ahhhh!\u201d she moaned softly as Paul stepped up his pace, spanking her bottom harder and faster.<\/p>\n<p>Then as her toes began drumming the floor and her wiggling increased he knew she was really starting to feel to the burn so he paused to rub her warm, yet only slightly red bottom.  It took a lot of spanking to bring a blush to Annie\u2019s cheeks but Paul was determined to see her bottom glow bright red this morning.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou may have tried to be nice, but I can still see how tight your shoulders are because of the tension you\u2019re feeling,\u201d Paul said rather sternly.  \u201cI warned you not to let the stress of the holidays get to you.  Remember how we talked about what you could do to avoid that problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, and I\u2019ve done my best but there always seems to be something new cropping up,\u201d Annie replied in a pleading tone.  \u201cI can\u2019t help getting stressed!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWant to tell me exactly what has cropped up to add to your holiday to-do list?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTo start with, I\u2019ve racked my brain but I still can\u2019t come up with any ideas for presents for your parents, your sisters, or your brother!\u201d she answered stridently.  \u201cAnd then there\u2019s that stupid office party this afternoon that I\u2019m dreading.  I made a fool of myself last year after one too many spiked egg nogs.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t want to go but I have to,\u201d Annie added with a little pout.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, I\u2019ll deal with these little issues one at a time,\u201d Paul told her soothingly.<\/p>\n<p>Lifting his hand from her bottom, he reached over, opened the small drawer of the end table nearby, and removed a large, wood hairbrush from inside.  He smiled as he tapped the smooth side of the brush against Annie\u2019s bottom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor starters, let\u2019s talk about my family,\u201d Paul said as he gave each of her cheeks a quick spank with the brush.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOuch!\u201d Annie squeaked.  \u201cWhat is that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p> \u201cThat\u2019s the hairbrush, dear\u201d he replied calmly.  \u201cNow don\u2019t worry about my sisters or brother.  They\u2019re taken care of.  Understand?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut, honey\u2026\u201d Annie started to argue until Paul began delivering a fast series of solid spanks across her bottom with the brush.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOwwww!  Okay, okay, ahhhhh!\u201d Annie reconsidered her argument as she was reminded how much a hairbrush spanking could sting.<\/p>\n<p>Paul gave her a few more spanks for emphasis then stopped and rubbed her bottom with the smooth side of the brush.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cGood girl!  Now let\u2019s talk about my parents.\u201d  Paul went on casually, as if it were any other conversation and he wasn\u2019t in the middle of spanking his naked girlfriend.  \u201cI think movie coupons from the mall theater would be a big hit with them.  They love spending an afternoon at the movies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know\u2026\u201d Annie began, doubt obvious in her voice, before the loud crack of the brush landing on her bottom cut her answer short.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cOw!\u201d she yelled as the burning in her bottom became much more important than whatever point she was about to make.<\/p>\n<p>Having stopped her objection, Paul lifted the brush again, landed two spanks on one cheek, and then two on the other.  As was his preference, he made sure the two spanks landed on the same spot of the spanked cheek each time.  Paul smiled as Annie gasped.  She claimed to hate that treatment but since it always got her attention he used it as needed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWant to keep arguing with me, dearest?\u201d he asked, grinning as he lifted the brush again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, no, honey, I promise I don\u2019t!\u201d Annie assured him, the words coming out in a rush.  \u201cOhhh!  Whatever you say just please stop spanking me with that horrible brush!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNow why would I do that when we\u2019re just getting to the good stuff?\u201d Paul laughed as he turned the brush over and raked the bristles lightly across her twitching bottom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOoooh!\u201d she gasped, hoping \u201cthe good stuff\u201d was going to be good for her bottom.<\/p>\n<p>Instead Paul went on to the subject she least wanted to discuss while in her position; last year\u2019s office party.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIs there any chance you\u2019re going to repeat last year\u2019s performance today at this party?\u201d he queried, still stroking her bottom with the brush bristles.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course, not!\u201d Annie exclaimed.  \u201cEvery time I think of last year\u2026I can\u2019t even think about it without being mortified!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know, I\u2019m not sure you\u2019ve ever given me the details about that party,\u201d Paul said wistfully.  \u201cYou\u2019ve said what you did was unspeakable but I\u2019d really like to know what it was that was so awful.  It couldn\u2019t have been too bad; you\u2019re still employed there, after all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was awful!  Beyond awful!  I got drunk, flirted with everyone, and I do mean everyone!\u201d she paused before taking a deep breath.  \u201cThen I\u2026well\u2026I sort of\u2026I uhhhh\u2026I can\u2019t tell you this!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTell me!\u201d he demanded.  \u201cIf you know what\u2019s good for your bottom, that is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>With that he began spanking her again using his favorite technique.  Two spanks in one spot here, two spanks in another spot there.  One spank with that heavy brush was enough to make a poor bottom burn but two repeated like that in the same spot was almost unbearable.  The burning sensation across her bottom was increasing with each spank and Annie began wiggling in a vain attempt to avoid the repetitive spanks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou know you can\u2019t avoid this so stop that wiggling,\u201d Paul scolded as he got a firmer grip on her.  \u201cYou think what you did was so awful?  Then maybe a good hairbrushing is just what you need.  Not just for your past behavior but as a reminder to behave yourself today at this party!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAaaaah!\u201d Annie cried out helplessly.  \u201cNo!  Please!  Owwww!   Noooo!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, yes!\u201d Paul assured her.  \u201cYou\u2019re getting this spanking and it\u2019s one you\u2019re obviously in need of.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease!\u201d She squealed, frantically pushing at his legs with her hands in an attempt to escape.  \u201cStop!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u2019 he replied calmly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay, okay, okay!\u201d she practically screamed.  \u201cI\u2019ll tell you!  Just stop!  Stop!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, too late,\u201d Paul told her as he continued spanking her.  \u201cI\u2019ll stop when I\u2019m ready.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut honey!\u201d Annie pleaded.  \u201cOwwww!  I\u2019ll tell you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were going to tell me anyway so I might as well keep spanking,\u201d he informed her assuredly.  \u201cAnd I suggest you get a better attitude right now unless you really have no intention of sitting until next year.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay!  Okay!  I\u2019m sorry!  I\u2019m sorry!\u201d she gasped.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cReally?  I wonder what brought that about,\u201d he drawled as he slowed the spanking but didn\u2019t stop completely.  \u201cNow spill.  What did you do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re\u2026oww\u2026going to\u2026ahhh\u2026think I\u2019m\u2026owwwww\u2026awful,\u201d Annie replied, trying to put off the inevitable.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I won\u2019t,\u201d Paul assured her, keeping up his slow spanking rhythm.  \u201cI know you better than that and I love you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Annie sighed loudly before going limp over his lap.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell?\u201d he demanded as he stopped the spanking and listened intently.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2026I\u2026sort of\u2026ummm\u2026went into the copy room\u2026\u201d She paused, then taking a deep breath she said in a rush, \u201cpulled up my skirt, copied my butt about twenty times, then handed out the copies after writing \u2018Here\u2019s to a Spanking New Year\u2019 on them.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There was a moment of silence as this revelation sunk in.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou?  That was YOU?\u201d he asked incredulously.  \u201cOh\u2026my\u2026sweet&#8230;.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At that point he couldn\u2019t go on as he was choking with laughter.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt wasn\u2019t funny!\u201d Annie insisted, too focused on her own embarrassment to realize what he\u2019d just asked.  \u201cI embarrassed myself in front of everyone.  And it didn\u2019t end there.  I heard copies got passed around the whole building so who knows who saw it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOhhh, wheeeew!\u201d he gasped breathlessly.  \u201cMy poor, dear Annie.  Haaaaahaaaa\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s not funny!\u201d she insisted as Paul continued his hearty laughter.  <\/p>\n<p>She couldn\u2019t believe he was laughing.  The most embarrassing moment of her life and he was laughing!  If she could have flounced off she would have but he still had a good grip on her\u2026and that stupid hairbrush in his hand.  She sighed dramatically and waited for him to stop laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, sweetie,\u201d he gasped finally.  \u201cBut I can\u2019t help it.  Oh, man, was I right!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRight about what?\u201d she demanded, trying to twist around to see his face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat the woman who did that was the woman for me!\u201d Paul replied, landing two good hard swats with the brush to Annie\u2019s now bright red bottom.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOw!\u201d Annie squeaked as she tried to make sense of this new development.  \u201cYou mean\u2026Oh no!  You saw that?  Seriously?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome on now, up with you,\u201d and with that, Paul helped Annie stand up, and taking her by the hand he led her over to his dresser.  <\/p>\n<p>Intrigued Annie let him drag her along but she also took the opportunity to clutch and rub her well spanked bottom.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cStupid hairbrush,\u201d she mumbled, then was thankful Paul was too preoccupied to hear her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s see, I think I put it here,\u201d he mumbled as he dropped her hand to rifle through the top drawer.  \u201cOh yes, here it is!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Annie was so occupied rubbing her bottom with both hands that it took a moment for her to realize what Paul had in his hands.  As he unfolded the piece of paper he pulled out of the drawer it began to dawn on her what it was.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you kidding me?\u201d she demanded.<\/p>\n<p>As Paul turned the paper so she could see it, she knew the only thing that could be brushing brighter than her bottom cheeks were the ones on her face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNooooo,\u201d she groaned, shaking her head as she recognized the photocopied image of her pantied bottom and her drunken scrawl across the page.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s to a Spanking New Year!\u201d Paul crowed, pulling Annie into his arms.<\/p>\n<p>Annie was so shocked by his behavior that she didn\u2019t know what to say or do.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s my gal!\u201d he continued.  \u201cI though it the moment I saw this but I never, ever imagined this was you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course, once I met you I forgot all about my photocopy fantasy woman,\u201d he went on, not noticing Annie\u2019s shocked silence.  \u201cI didn\u2019t think I needed the fantasy once I had you.  Why fantasize when you have the real deal under your hand?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnnie, are you okay?\u201d he asked finally noticing her look of shock and looking at her with some concern. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t mind?\u201d she asked slowly.  \u201cYou don\u2019t think I\u2019m terrible?  Everyone has seen my butt!  And the spanking thing, too!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy sweet, sensitive, Annie,\u201d Paul replied softly, \u201cI\u2019m glad it\u2019s you.  It had to be you, don\u2019t you see?\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>As Annie shook her head in confusion, Paul went on.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf you hadn\u2019t done that and driven me wild with that image I wouldn\u2019t have been inspired enough to get out of my cave and go to that crazy New Year\u2019s Eve Party of Todd\u2019s where I met your pal, Jenny, and if I hadn\u2019t met Jenny then she couldn\u2019t have introduced us.  See?  Your drunken prank led me to you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As Paul pulled a shocked and amazed Annie into his arms again, he nuzzled her neck while he fondled her throbbing bottom.<\/p>\n<p>Then he whispered into her ear, \u201cBy the way, dear, your bottom is a very festive holiday red and warm enough to keep you toasty all day long.  Just as promised.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMmm-hmmm,\u201d Annie cooed as she realized her good fortune and relaxed into his arms.  He didn\u2019t care!  In fact, she thought smugly, she was his fantasy.  Just then Paul reached down to grab a throbbing cheek in each hand for a hearty squeeze.  Annie moaned and pushed her naked body firmly against his body.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHere\u2019s another promise for you,\u201d his voice husky with desire now, his hands roaming over her body.  \u201cIf you think this holiday spanking was good, just wait.  I\u2019m going to give you that Spanking New Year you\u2019ve been waiting all year for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust do me one favor,\u201d Paul requested as he pulled back a little so he could look into her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, dear, whatever you want,\u201d Annie replied airily.  The thought of that long awaited New Year spanking had taken over and she was feeling a little heady.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo egg nog and no trips to the copy room!  Understood?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you sure?\u201d Annie asked with a twinkle in her eye.  \u201cWe have a color copier now and with my bright red bottom\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d Paul marveled pulling her toward the bed.  \u201cYou must really enjoy that hairbrush.  Ready for another round already, my sweet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Before she could react he gave her a hard swat with his hand and tumbled her into his bed.  <\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays to all and may all your spanking dreams come true!<\/p>\n<p>~~The End~~<\/p>\n<p>Bethie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all know how crazy this time of year. Making it worse this year are the four incisions that are keeping me from really having fun just at the moment. 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