{"id":75,"date":"2005-04-22T10:06:25","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T17:06:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2006-01-15T20:35:26","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T03:35:26","slug":"spanking-furniture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/22\/spanking-furniture\/","title":{"rendered":"Spanking Furniture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We just got a new couch and Dan has decided it&#8217;s perfect for spanking me on.  When I was shopping for it, his only concern was if the arms would be good for bending me over.  He even asked me if I&#8217;d checked the height of the arms to make sure I&#8217;d be able to bend over them comfortably.<\/p>\n<p>I know the people at the furniture store are used to people sitting on the couches, maybe even lying down on them, but somehow I think throwing myself over the arms of them would&#8217;ve raised some eyebrows.  I just very slyly leaned into the arms while checking out the back cushions. <\/p>\n<p>Now that we have it in our own living room, we&#8217;ve had a chance to really check it out.  I fit very nicely over the cushiony arms just like I thought I would.  What I didn&#8217;t expect was, when I lie face down and stretch out, it puts me in a position Dan likes.  He says it&#8217;s a perfect spanking pose.  <\/p>\n<p>Of course, any position I&#8217;m in that allows access to my bottom is perfect for spanking as far as he&#8217;s concerned.  I&#8217;m not complaining though.  And it&#8217;s funny how I end up streched out on the couch quite a bit. *wink*<\/p>\n<p>Also, if anyone is keeping up with the chocolate situation at our house, Dan gave up the truffle eggs in an act of self preservation.  I&#8217;d gotten kinda desperate and wild-eyed, I guess.  The eggs were delicious and exactly what I needed.  I even danced around in a chocolate frenzy before settling down to play computer games.  I got some pretty high scores, too. LOL  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We just got a new couch and Dan has decided it&#8217;s perfect for spanking me on. When I was shopping for it, his only concern was if the arms would be good for bending me over. He even asked me <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/22\/spanking-furniture\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}