{"id":90,"date":"2005-05-26T20:09:54","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T03:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/?p=90"},"modified":"2006-03-28T19:33:51","modified_gmt":"2006-03-29T02:33:51","slug":"spanking-utensils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/26\/spanking-utensils\/","title":{"rendered":"Spanking Utensils"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that there are quite a few of us whose kitchen utensils do double duty as spanking toys.  Dan&#8217;s cooked my bottom several times with different ones but I can&#8217;t think of a one I&#8217;ve actually cooked with.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never even stirred anything with the big wooden spoon or that evil spatula.  There&#8217;s also a couple of other wooden utensils that we use as spanking toys that have never touched food.  I don&#8217;t know why but I can&#8217;t imagine trying to cook with something that&#8217;s been used to spank my bottom.<\/p>\n<p>It would seem&#8230;I don&#8217;t know&#8230;almost naughty.  The only time I ever handle our spanking toys is to admire them so it would seem strange to use one.  Even if it is only for cooking.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to picture it now.  Me in the kitchen handling the same object that has set my bottom on fire numerous times.  I don&#8217;t know if I could do it.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;d start thinking of the spankings I&#8217;d received with it, remembering the burn and tingle, thinking of how good spankings are with Dan, and the next thing you know, I&#8217;ve gone and burned dinner.  And then the next thing I know I&#8217;m getting spanked for daydreaming and endangering myself.  Geez!  I can&#8217;t win!<\/p>\n<p>Dan would be happy though.  He really likes that evil spatula.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems that there are quite a few of us whose kitchen utensils do double duty as spanking toys. Dan&#8217;s cooked my bottom several times with different ones but I can&#8217;t think of a one I&#8217;ve actually cooked with. I&#8217;ve <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/26\/spanking-utensils\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.spankingbethie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}