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Spanking Frustration

Spanking Bethie Posted by Bethie.

I’ve been feeling a little cranky these last couple of days. At first I thought it was the usual post-holiday meltdown. It’s the same thing every year. I spend lots of time and energy preparing for the big holiday and then when it’s over, I collapse in a gibbering heap suffering from an overload of food, family, and fudge. The triple “F” gets me every year. Still, I love the holiday season.

This year has been especially wonderful as it was our first Christmas together. This time last year, Dan and I were still in a long-distance relationship. (Which sucked royally btw.) So I was practically delirious from happiness as it was but then Christmas came and went…but my mother didn’t.

And guess what else? My sisters are coming in to celebrate the New Year with us, too! Eeeek! I’m starting to wonder if we’re ever going to be alone again and if we don’t get some private time soon, I?m going to explode! You see, lack of privacy equals lack of spankings.

It’s been a couple of weeks now and I’m suffering from a lack of proper spankings. Oh sure, I get the occasional swat and we’ve played a little with that small crop, but it just isn’t enough. In fact, those little spanks are almost annoying. It’s like a mockery of what I really need. I need a real spanking! Aaaaaghhhh!

Dan got a little carried away the other day and started spanking me vigorously with the CB paddle. I’d never noticed how much noise that thing makes when it connects with my bottom but it’s loud. Loud enough to catch my mom’s attention from clear across the house anyway. She called out, “Hey, what’s going on?”

Who knew the walls were so thin? I could’ve died. Not from embarrassment – from frustration.

So here we are, me about to start chewing on the CB paddle to try and relieve my aggravation and Dan trying to find an implement that doesn’t cause my mother to demand to know what’s going on.

The last time, I told her we were hammering a nail into the wall. I wonder if I start bringing in lumber and lots of tools and told her we were working on a home improvement project, if we could get away with at least one good spanking before the New Year. It might be worth a try anyway!

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Spanking Frustration — 8 Comments

  1. YIKES! I hate spanking frustration.

    Maybe you guys need a Vermont country store bathbrush (nicknamed Vermin coz it bites) and a Flexi-ruler. They are both pretty quiet (even if I’m not when they are used on me WEG).

    Or maybe just meet Dan some afternoon for a couple of hours in a motel room (implements in a bag and no panties on of course) for a fixer. I know there have been a couple of times we have thought about doing something like this.

    Hope you get some ‘relief’ (and a sore bottom) soon. WEG

    Jayda

  3. Oh, Bethie … perhaps you’ve forgotten that the very effective and stingy SWITCH doesn’t make much noise at all, except for the whoooooooooosh before it lights your backside on fire 🙂

  4. hehehe… switches might be quiet, but then Bethie might not be… Hang in there Bethie…

    You could try what we’ve been known to do and that’s go out with Dan under the pretense of picking up something like half & half or coffeee or something & take a quick drive out to a roadside stop or some such secluded place. There’s a sexy thrill to getting a quick sound spanking like that… you really feel like a very bad girl going to the woodshed when you set up a deliberate clandestine spanking date.. 🙂

  5. My wife and I travel and noice can be a problem. Your solution is an 18″ section of rubber hose like they use on a washing machine. Slide a 8″ section of wooden dowel in one end, rap it with bicycle tape. This travels nicely in a suit case, and when applied to a bend over bottom leave a real sting with little noice and few marks even when applied with viger

  6. There’s a cane by Adam and Gillian called “the travel cane” which is silent. We’ve used it in hotels and at my parents’ house.

    I, however, am not silent and usually end up eating part of a pillow.

    Another good one is to find a good vintage hairbrush, a really heavy one. They can be used very fast, don’t make much noise and hurt like a mf.

    good luck and many smacks to the new year.

  7. Thanks for all the suggestions!

    It makes me wonder though. Why do the quietest implements seem like the worst ones? I’m not sure using an implement that doesn’t make much noise would do any good if I’m squealing my head off! LOL

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