It’s one full day later and my bottom is still very sore.  This has secured the Jokari paddles place as the most evil toy, which certainly means it’s Dan’s new favorite toy. 

I may have to rethink my toy buying policy now.  When I see a potential new toy I have to find some way to calm my greedy butt down. 

At first I thought, I’ll just think of how the latest evil toy scalded my bottom and how much it caused my bottom to ache and burn.  That technique didn’t work the last time I tried it though.  I started thinking of how hard I’d been spanked and how good…er, bad it felt. 

Nope, that didn’t work at all.  In fact, it’s how I ended up with the Jokari paddles.  Ouchie!  My poor bottom still feels that spanking and probably will for another day or so…Yay!