I’m sure Dan wishes all deckhands looked like this, but no such luck so far. Instead he’s had to settle for looking for new spanking toys everywhere we go. We’ve seen some interesting things on display that looked like they might be fun, but they weren’t for sale.

Then we went into Wallyworld on a lightning run and somehow he found a sturdy plastic paint stirrer. In case you’re not familiar with my shopping history, Daniel finds it helps him keep his sanity if he makes a deal with me before we go into any store together. If it’s a “lightning run,” that means we run in, get what we went there for, and then go home. That’s it, no extra items, no dawdling in the panty aisle, no getting lost in electronics, no trying on of shoes, makeup, or clothes; nothing I consider normal for a shopping trip.

So there we were on a lightning run and he finds a plastic paint stirrer. It’s bad enough that I had to scurry around the place like a maniac so I’d be ready to checkout when he was, but he mananged to find that thing! I even raced through their panty selection and didn’t give it the thorough examination it deserved.

That’s saying a lot because I recently found a cute pink thong with brat written across the front in one of those stores so I’ve been on the lookout for anything new in that department since. He’s lucky I wasn’t up to my eyeballs in underwear searching for the perfect pair. Or rather, my bottom’s lucky considering that paint stirrer. Heh.

Dan gave me a couple of sample swats with his new toy and I have to say it does sting a little. It’s kinda freaky looking, too, because it has a couple of holes in it for helping mix up the paint. I have the feeling Dan’s going to want to experiment a bit more when we get a chance. He’s itching to see what kind of marks he can make with it. I’m not exactly itching, but I am curious…just a little anyway. *wink*