Okay, so it’s Sunday and I noticed my left leg and hip were bothering me. I’d been working on my computer doing a little maintenance but I hadn’t been there long enough to warrant that type of ache.

I complained to Dan a bit and he was really concerned. I got up, walked around a little, came back and pretty soon it started to hurt again. He came over from his computer as I was explaining the pain to him. I moved my leg around a bit and then sat back down at my computer chair.

We were trying to figure it out when without thinking, I shifted all my weight from my right bottom cheek over to my left. That’s when we realized that’s what my problem was. I was sitting all twisted up to keep my weight off the sorest part of my bottom.

Dan thought that was mighty funny and told me he couldn’t have any sympathy for my plight since I got that way trying to avoid sitting on the tenderest part of my bottom. He thinks I need to sit on the tenderest spot and even asked if I needed some help remembering to sit in the proper posture position.

At that point, I decided that might not be in my bottom’s best interest and came up with a new game plan. I’m going to go out and spend the day enjoying the great outdoors…and off my poor bottom. I certainly don’t need posture lessons! And I think I’d better put off my evening plan for another night. Or figure out a way to give Dan a better angle on the other side of my bottom. I think my right cheek needs a break. I need a little symmetry for my bottom!