As soon as I saw him, I knew I had to have him…and this time I’m not talking about Dan, even though it’s true. It’s this teddy bear paddle from Ruff Doggie Styles! You’ve recently seen some of the good and the bad toys of our implement collection, now here’s some cute.

I just about went into cute overload when I pulled him out of the packaging. He was even better than I expected! For starters, he’s a lot heftier than I thought he’d be. He’s made of leather; pink and adorable on one side with a smooth thick black leather backing on the other. That’s the spanking side btw.

Dan was skeptical at first and was sure it was pretty useless, that is until he tried it out on me. Like I said, it’s heftier than I thought it would be. It’s made of a stiff leather and it delivers a pretty solid spank. He was worried about the cord at the top wrapping around, but it proved to be harmless and I never felt it.

All I felt was a nice sting backed with some good thuddy action. This one will fit in nicely with our implement collection.

Okay, so you tough tops may think I’m being silly about this so let me give you another look at it.

It’s bigger than you though, right? Uh-huh.

I even wrote to Ruff Doggie about the paddle. They were kind enough to send that pic and this offer:

I would like to extend a special 15% off anything on our site to you, your friends, readers etc …- simply put in the word SPANKBETH under the ship to/bill to company space – if there is a problem you ( or anyone reading your blog) can email us for the special discount as well.

That’s going to come in handy because they pointed out to me that the teddy bear also comes as a riding crop. Oh my!

It’s in the “tuffer-Ruff” crop section which has so many things I want. I’m definitely going to need their birthday cake crop in time for my birthday…hint hint, Dan…I mean, pretty please?