This is just what I need to complete my Valentine’s Day outfit! I had no idea they made candy tassles until I stumbled across them while browsing the Valentine goodies at Extreme Restraints. Oh yum!

We’re still breaking in the new toys and I’m making plans for a spanking good romantic getaway for us. I can’t wait! We’ve been fighting the usual winter sniffles and trying to get our energy levels back up. The way I’m feeling right now, Dan’s going to need all the energy he can gather up. I need a good spanking mixed with some sweet romance. It’s a good thing I’ve already got the candy garters ready to go.

Dan, of course, is selecting the perfect toys to take along. That’s his department! Although I’d like to pass along a request right now. Pssst! Dan, sweetie, please bring my favorite pretty rose paddle. Pleeeease! Don’t know if that will help but a girl’s gotta try!

Speaking of toys, I think I made one small error when ordering his holiday goodies in December. We have our share of bath brushes but for some reason, I’d never bought one of the staples of spanking world; the Vermont Country Store bath brush. So what did I do, silly spanko that I am? I ordered one, of course. And my bottom has been regretting it since.

When I opened the package and pulled that much hyped bath brush out, I thought to myself, “Is this what all the fuss is about? Are they kidding?”

It felt much too light and it seemed fairly harmless. Oh well, what’s a girl to do? Christmas Eve I wrapped it up and put it in Dan’s stocking. I didn’t expect much out of that gift so I was pleasantly surprised when Dan unwrapped it and was quite happy with his gift. I figured if nothing else, that was enough.

I kept thinking that for the next few minutes, right up until that evil thing made its first contact with my bottom. At first I was surprised by the initial burn of those early swats, but as Dan settled in and got used to swinging it, I became downright dismayed. He set my bottom on fire with that thing! Ouchie, ouchie, ouchie!

I was wrong. All those folks who said to beware of that bath brush were not kidding! I don’t know if it’s the wood or the length of the handle that gives the spanker the ability to wield it with such blazing precision or what, but it’s evil. Truly, truly evil. What’s worse is that it fooled me. Hmph!

Now I’m worried that I should’ve bought two so we’d always have a back up. Sorry, but it seems I’m far more greedy than I am sensible at times. What can I say? I need a good spanking! *grin*