Spanking Bethie

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12/13/2004

Implement Obsession

I have to start out by saying; I love a good, long, hard spanking. And for me that type of spanking should include an implement or two, or three, or…well, you get the picture. Hand spankings are great for warm-ups or quick attention getters when a full spanking isn’t feasible, but I *like* implements!

In fact, my implement obsession almost worries me sometimes. I can’t walk down the kitchen utensil aisle at any store without handling the spoons and spatulas wondering what they’d feel like striking my bottom. I get this crazy tingle throughout my whole bottom if I find something especially enticing.

I can’t go into those nice gourmet cooking supply stores without coming out flushed, completely turned on, and with a sack full of utensils that will never be used for cooking food. The closest they’ll get to that is the roasting of my butt during a spanking.

And utensils are just the beginning. I can find spanking toys everywhere I look when I go shopping for everyday items. Bath brushes, ping-pong paddles, belts, hairbrushes, paint stirrers, and leashes are just a few things that catch my eye and get me thinking about spanking.

I can’t even innocently shop for food because sooner or later I’ll spot some kind of ginger. Have I mentioned that I like ginger play? Yeah, I know it’s not an implement but it it certainly makes any implement a little more intense. *grin*

Just seeing a gingerbread cookie can start some pretty lurid fantasies. I’m sure anyone who happened by and noticed the lust in my eyes as I caressed the little gingerbread man in my hands just assumed I was on a diet. If they only knew!

Those are just the everyday things I run into. I love cruising the internet looking for bigger and more interesting toys. It’s been fun looking for Christmas goodies but I catch myself practically drooling on my keyboard sometimes. I look at the implements and try to imagine what they’d feel like spanking my bottom.

The only problem with the internet is that I find myself getting slightly frustrated because I can’t touch the toys and feel them in my hands. I love the feel and smell of leather and good wood products. I want to take each toy and pop it across my palm or against my thigh just to see what kind of impact each would have. It really can be frustrating! For me, this is as bad as watching a good porno alone.

Luckily, I can usually find Dan and goad him into at least a quick spanking to relieve some of that frustration. If I tried that tactic every time I got a little hot and bothered by looking at toys, that poor man would never get a break. Not sure if that’s a bad thing?

This all makes me wonder, where do I stop? Will I ever have enough implements to make me happy or will I wander through life seeing spanking toys everywhere I go? Somehow I have the feeling I’m always going to be like this. I can see it now, I’m going to be some crazed little old lady in a nursing home, sitting in my rocker and eyeing all those walking canes with a gleam in my eye.

Filed under: Blog entries — Bethie @ 8:23 pm
Comments (12)

12 Comments

  1. LOL, so a gift certificate to schoolcanes.com, London Tanner’s, or Vermont country store (they now sell Jokari paddle sets (back ordered at the moment), the infamous bath brush as well as two really sturdy little hair brushes) would be perfect gifts for you huh? Now that’s something to put on your office secret santa wish list… LOLOL… There’s a really neat crafter in Virgina who makes incredible handcrafted kitchen implements… Fred has a bunch… I’ll hunt you the link…they’re cheap and beatiful.. also diabolical… 😉

    Comment by patty — 12/14/2004 @ 12:24 pm

  2. *lol* It’s when you start trying to flog yourself with wet noodles you need to worry…

    Comment by Confused — 12/14/2004 @ 2:02 pm

  3. Patty, I *want* those beautiful wooden spoons I saw on your blog!

    Well, maybe I haven’t sunken so far as wet noodles, but I’ve certainly eyed the licorice whips at the candy store! LOL

    Comment by Bethie — 12/15/2004 @ 3:56 pm

  4. LOL…. the spatulas & spurtles and spoons were interesting weren’t they…

    The thick twisted red Twizzler licorice sticks make for really nasty spanking tools… The 12 inchers are bad, but the 24 inch ones they sel around Halloween are murder… Black twizzlers break, red ones don’t… and the really really hurt!!!!! just so you know… 😉

    Comment by patty — 12/15/2004 @ 6:33 pm

  5. LOL Patty, I wish I had someone like you to go shopping with! Can you imagine the chaos?

    Comment by Bethie — 12/15/2004 @ 8:57 pm

  6. Mmmmm – thanks for giving me ideas! Ginger is fun, and we haven’t done it in a while…

    Comment by orchidea — 12/15/2004 @ 11:18 pm

  7. I got so crazed oggling those spatulas, spurtles (love the sound of that even!), and spoons, I actually ordered them as Christmas presents for all my family! If only they knew what their REAL purpose was …

    Comment by Claire — 12/16/2004 @ 9:20 am

  8. LOL Claire!!!! Now when you visit all your relatives, A knows he’s got reserve implements in strategic locations.

    Bethie, that would be hilarious!!! To go shopping with another spanko, can you imagine going through the slipper isle, the kitchen ware & hardware areas???? Not to mention the giggles that would happen in produce… heck, even now when I shop alone I giggle, and I know better than to take Fred with me to Walmart anymore. He doesn’t just get ideas, tests things!!!!

    Now come on, don’t tell me no one else hasn’t at least considered making an edible flogger? Red & black & green licorice laces all wrapped up together with one of the black ones to make a nice handle… if you tie knots in the ends of the tails they really bite… even without knots licorice floggers are a bit stingier than nice soft calf or dear hide…. hehehehe… and after you’ve had yer whippin’ you have a sugary snack…. yummy (I wouldn’t do it on a hot day though… kinda sticky)

    Comment by patty — 12/16/2004 @ 9:48 am

  9. Patty – I’ve certainly considered it, unfortunately the last time I thought to try it, the laces had mysteriously vanished!

    Did once try making a cat-o-nine tails out of Cat 5 cabling…

    Comment by Confused — 12/16/2004 @ 1:02 pm

  10. Walking by the kitchen shop in our local mall today, I had to force myself NOT to go in, lol. I have, hanging on my kitchen wall, what look like lovely little paintings on wood. You know the type — strawberries, mushrooms, bowls of fruit. That’s what a person sees when they look into my kitchen from the hallway. But if they walk IN the kitchen, and if they have a clue about my secret life, then when they walk OUT of the kitchen, the lovely little paintings are on wood, all right, but the wood is … the small Tillamook cheeseboards and other wonderful … paddles!

    Comment by echo — 12/17/2004 @ 12:45 am

  11. I love the cat5 cabling idea.
    My spankoness and geekiness can finally combine!

    Comment by Phoenix — 12/19/2004 @ 11:58 am

  12. Just wanted to say “thank you” for the link to the paddleball toy company (earlier this month). I ordered the classic as a holiday gift for MC and it looks absulutely horrible/wonderful. Can’t wait to try it out… Happy Holidays!

    Comment by misss kitty — 12/23/2004 @ 3:25 pm

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