It seems that there are quite a few of us whose kitchen utensils do double duty as spanking toys. Dan’s cooked my bottom several times with different ones but I can’t think of a one I’ve actually cooked with.

I’ve never even stirred anything with the big wooden spoon or that evil spatula. There’s also a couple of other wooden utensils that we use as spanking toys that have never touched food. I don’t know why but I can’t imagine trying to cook with something that’s been used to spank my bottom.

It would seem…I don’t know…almost naughty. The only time I ever handle our spanking toys is to admire them so it would seem strange to use one. Even if it is only for cooking.

I’m trying to picture it now. Me in the kitchen handling the same object that has set my bottom on fire numerous times. I don’t know if I could do it.

I’m sure I’d start thinking of the spankings I’d received with it, remembering the burn and tingle, thinking of how good spankings are with Dan, and the next thing you know, I’ve gone and burned dinner. And then the next thing I know I’m getting spanked for daydreaming and endangering myself. Geez! I can’t win!

Dan would be happy though. He really likes that evil spatula.