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Spanking Utensil Theories — 15 Comments

  1. Rivka, thanks for the compliment! 🙂

    Make_me, thank you, as well! 🙂

    I haven’t been updating as regularly as I should (but I’m back at it now) so it’s good to know y’all are still here! Thanks!

  2. I had to chuckle at this post…and I agree with you, Bethie. The thought of kitchen/cooking utensils doing double duty as spanking implements is not appealing at ALL.

    I mean, I gack over a stray hair in my food…imagining butt related *stuff* in my food is too much!

    It is funny, however, to realize that other people have the same reluctance over it that I do — I just never thought out my revulsion in detail, to include “butt oil” or “bum skin cells”. Oh horrors!

    I have wooden spoons for spanking, and then wooden spoons for cooking and the same for hairbrushes (I thought I was the only on that did that!!!) 😛

    Again, thanks for the chuckle….

    Holiday Cheers,

    poiesia 🙂

  3. ROTFLMAO!!! That’s just hilarious. And by the way, I couldn’t agree more! I don’t feel so bad about the three-pack of spoons I bought – of which, only two have ever made it to the kitchen. 😀

  4. of course, what you do is, you get one of those pretty canister thingies, and you paint the handle end of “spanky spoons” with red rings 9just a couple) and they go in the canister.. to look pretty! and right there in the kitchen too! nobody ever uses the “pretty” spoons right?

    so, you have some decor, you have your spanky spoons surreptitiously ensconced in your kitchen, and NO migrating butt oil!

    ta daa!
    *grins*

    (butt oil doesn’t bother me, so i just chuck my spoons back in the drawer with all the others… )

  5. Oh but Bethie,,, think about the secret knowledge you will have about that ‘je ne ce qua” your recipies have….

    Just what is it that makes Bethie’s chili so different? I just can’t quite put my finger on it. Oh please dear, do give me a hint, pleeeeeezzzzzeeee just a hint what is your secret ingredient darling….

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe You could bottle it too “H’uil de la Bethie butt” Two versions, strained and pure, or with cells. Definately heat pressed though, so no extra vergin there… hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    LMBO…

  6. Sorry, about the comments, ladies! They were sent into moderation for some reason. I’ve been fighting the comment spammers again and I’m not sure what new setting I have that sent your comments into moderation. But I caught them!

    Thanks for all the suggestions and compliments!

    Poiesia, great kinky minds think alike, right? 😉

    Mary, I saw a pack of spoons today and wondered how many packs I’d have to buy in order to keep up with the demand. 😉

    mikki, I might have to try that idea…but I’d need a really big canister. Dan seems to think he has to “break-in” the spoons as fast as I bring them in. Hmph!

    Patty! Bottle it? Ewwwww! LOLOLOL!

  7. Over here we have 99 cent stores which sell the wooden spoons three to a pack. Like magnifying eyeglasses, I refuse to go looking for them and hide them stretegically around the house. Your gift to me sounds tempting, but maybe you could do like a trophy wall using them as paneling. Or make a Howard Stern type robo spanker. Or maybe an art piece tying a ribbon around each one to which is attached a photo the “damage” it affected, or a sweet poem memorializing the historic thrash. Wishing you and yours the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Bethie,

    I totally support your butt oil theory and the separation of work and play implements. With that said, my husband and I have been laughing about this topic for days.

    He says that butt oil will come in handy when it comes time to fry my bottom. I don’t even want to think about the extraction process!

    Anyhoo, thanks to you, Dan, and Patty for a delightfully funny subject.

  9. Spankme, awww c’mon, be a pal and take some of these spoons off my hands! Thanks for the “helpful” suggestions though. :-p

    Bonnie, Dan’s mentioned “cooking” my bottom as well. Do you think we should buy them some nice frilly aprons or would that be a guarantee for getting over-cooked, possibly scorched, bottoms? 😆

  10. Bethie,

    In exchange for the sight of our men wearing precious pink aprons, a little scorching might just be a bargain.

    It occurs to me that we wouldn’t want just anyone getting hold of our butt oil. I suggest we organize a butt oil cartel.

  11. Bonnie, I think a butt oil cartel is an excellent idea! But somehow I doubt these men of ours would approve. 😉