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6/20/2006

Spanking Away The Hormonal Blues

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When I get hormonal I get grumpy and when I get grumpy I get fractious and when I get fractious I get spanked. You’d think I’d learn by now that being fractious isn’t good for my bottom, but during those hormonal surges, I can’t seem to remember anything.

One morning last week I woke up bright and early, and completely fractious. Fractious before the day even starts is never a good sign. Dan wanted to discuss the day and I wanted to grumble. Anytime he suggested something I didn’t like I’d say “Unh-uh” rather pentulantly. I couldn’t help it, I was feeling bad hormonal.

After a few of those negative responses from me he started suggesting he just spank me with various implements. To each suggestion I’d retort “Unh-uh!” It was getting rather riciculous but I couldn’t help it. I was grumpy.

Finally Dan said he’d spank me the next time I said “Unh-uh” if it wasn’t a reply to a direct question. To which, of course, I replied “Unh-uh!” Somebody should’ve just handed me a dunce cap right then and there because I earned it!

Dan told me to roll over on my belly and went in search of the proper implement. I was grumbling but in my state of agitation I was already feeling aggreived so why not add a spanking to that? I pouted a little and resigned myself to my fate.

I didn’t know he was going to go for the big guns. Dan decided the perfect implement for that offense was the “Attitude Adjuster.” I whined a little then because it’s not my favorite toy. It’s wood and varnished so it always leaves an impression. I don’t even remember how many he gave me, I think ten, but it was plenty. I was whimpering and complaining the whole time. That thing burns something awful!

I wish I could say that fixed everything…I wish! I just couldn’t shake the grumpies though and the next thing I knew, I said “Unh-uh!” again. I know it’s called the “Attitude Adjuster” but why did he have to take that so literally? I was yelping and kicking by the end of that second dose and I sort of promised I wouldn’t say it again. Sort of.

Was it over yet? Nope, not quite. In fact, it took about three more rounds before I finally had the “Unh-uh” spanked out of me. I know it was a bit much, but once it was all over, I was a whole lot more relaxed and the grumpiness I’d been feeling and fighting was under control. I was left feeling somewhat sore and much more agreeable.

I hate to admit it, but I guess the “Attitude Adjuster” does work. I wonder if I should admit that here though? Dan reads this and I don’t want to give the man any ideas. *wink*

Photo found at Retro Raunch.

Filed under: Blog entries — Bethie @ 10:12 pm
Comments (5)

5 Comments

  1. Great story — thanks for sharing! A picture of the excellent “Attitude Adjuster” would be welcome to those of us who sometimes, or often, face the duty of adjusting attitudes.

    Comment by Sam — 6/21/2006 @ 5:11 am

  2. Sorry you got the grumpies so bad Bethie! Those pesky hormones can drive a woman (and her man) crazy. Honest, most of my hormonal highs and lows, night sweats, hot flashes, and crying binges leveled out once I cut sugar out of my diet!
    Then you’d have to resort to good ol’ fashioned bratting to get your man to spank you!

    Comment by weasel — 6/21/2006 @ 9:49 am

  3. Sam, I started to post a pic and decided not to for some reason. I guess I should go ahead and post one now!

    Weasel, cut out sugar??? *faints*

    Comment by Bethie — 6/21/2006 @ 7:20 pm

  4. Bethie,

    The only thing worse than wearing the dunce cap is figuring out that it fits pretty well. I think many of us have been there a time or twenty.

    ..and yes, I have no doubt Dan has plenty of ideas already.

    Hugs,
    Bonnie

    Comment by Bonnie — 6/22/2006 @ 5:19 am

  5. Bonnie, thanks for reminding me I’m not the only one! And yes, Dan is full of good ideas. 😉

    Comment by Bethie — 6/24/2006 @ 2:26 am

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