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Spanko Home Decor

Filed under: Blog entries — Bethie @ 11:36 pm


I recently went out of town and I guess Dan decided he wanted our spanking toys where they’d be handy. It appears he went on a home improvement spree, spanko style. I came home to find we had toys hanging up or conveniently lying out all over the place. It was like the spanko version of that old country song, “I’m Going To Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.”

Everywhere you look, there are spanking implements. In the kitchen, in the living room, by our computers, in the bathroom, and most especially, on every wall of the bedroom. And the worst part? The evil rubber spatula that I thought had died from rubber decay is back. It’s hanging on a hook between the kitchen and living room. Aaaagh!

The last time I saw that thing the rubber around the edges was disintegrating and causing it to be totally useless as a spanking toy. Well, as a spanking toy that didn’t leave sticky residue on my bottom, that is.

I really thought its reign of terror was over. I even did a jig.

But it’s back and I’ve already felt its brutal power twice this week. I really think it’s long overdue for a horrible kitchen accident. I really wish we didn’t have an electric stove. It would burn much better if we had open flame burners.

The good news is, my favorite leather rose paddle is hanging in a very handy place in the bedroom. I keep pointing this out at every opportunity, too.

I was happy to see that the bug zapper paddle is safely put away in the walk-in closet. The less handy that thing is the better. The rattan canes are in there, too. At least I’ll know when he’s going for the big guns so I can run and hide prepare myself.

Now I’ve got to figure out what I can do to add to the new decor. I thought a spanko switchplate would be nice so I came up with the picture above to see how it would look. It’ll fit right in with the bedroom theme, especially since my favorite cuffs are hanging close to that switch. I think if I add a nice Bettie Page throw for the bed, I should be all set. I just wonder how our visitors would react if I made some coasters, too?



  1. Try the dishwasher element for the rubber spatula. Things always accidentally fall down there….

    Comment by ReaderGirl — 6/17/2006 @ 7:12 am

  2. “ooOO Honey, I’m so sorry, it slipped into the garbage disposal when I was pushing in the potato peels!” Then hold up the mutilated implement and as he watches, walk it to the trash can. We have a heat resistant spatula, with a flexy handle that I’ve named the “Red Devil Spatula”. That beast leaves the nastiest marks and hurts like, well…the devil.

    Comment by CeeCi — 6/17/2006 @ 8:45 am

  3. LOL, all I did was a little home improvement. Put up hooks in the kitchen for the spoons and spatulas (see, Honey, I was helping you while you were gone), put in a nail for the bath brush that belongs in the bathroom, put up a few decorative items in the living room, hung up the toys in the closet, that sort of thing.

    You’d never know there was a spanking toy in this apartment unless you view it with spanko lust in your heart.

    Comment by Dan — 6/17/2006 @ 8:48 am

  4. ReaderGirl and Ceeci, you two are good! Have you had this problem before? 😉

    Dan, okay, so I have spanko lust in my heart, what can I say? 😆

    Comment by Bethie — 6/17/2006 @ 10:45 am

  5. Bethie, the switch plate cover and coasters are too cool! LOL!

    Comment by AngelBrat — 6/20/2006 @ 7:49 am

  6. Angelbrat, thank you! I was just having fun thinking of ways I could decorate my home. I can’t let Dan have all the fun now can I? 😉

    Comment by Bethie — 6/20/2006 @ 6:23 pm

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