I opened my panty drawer today and realized these three had made their way to the front again. I usually keep these toward the back of the drawer unless I really want a spanking. Dan says I must really be looking for a spanking if I’ve got one of these on and he goes right to it. I might as well just paint a target on my bottom and hand him a paddle.

Hmmm now that I think of it, maybe I should go ahead to that next step and have a paddle ready when I put one of these on. That might save me the occasional surprise when he grabs the closest toy he can find. Too often it’s the evil rubber spatula or the loopy cane. It happens way too often for my comfort. Ouchie!

I have a couple of other panties that get threatened, but these are the main ones that scream “Spank me!” That black one is the most straight-forward of the bunch seeing as it actually has “Spank Me!!” across the target area, but they all pretty much get the same reaction.

Being grumpy is one thing, being grumpy and wearing the panties that have “Grumpy” printed right across the butt is another. Those panties are a clear sign that I’m ready to have the grump spanked right out of me. They haven’t failed me yet.

I recently bought these blue Halloween panties and for some reason this little guy just pushes all of Dan’s spanko buttons.

I can’t imagine why. Just because all those little bears seem to be sticking their tongues out at him doesn’t mean they need smacking. It’s not like I’m doing it; I’m just wearing the cute little guys across my bottom.

Okay, so I might as well paint a target there. *grin*

Now I’ve got to go count those little bears because Dan has decided that wearing those panties will cost me one spank per bear. I want to know what I have to look forward to.