I want a tougher bottom!
After looking at some pics of Elizabeth Simpson, I decided my bottom wasn’t tough enough.
Here’s the hairbrush before it got fully acquainted with Elizabeth’s bottom.
Here’s the hairbrush after.
Now why can’t that horrid Vermont bath brush break like that? Just today Dan bent me over the laundry basket, spanked me quite briskly with that awful brush, and my bottom didn’t do a thing to it.
The brush on the other hand left my bottom with a serious burning sensation. I even hopped around a little to help ease the burn. It didn’t help and neither did the rubbing but a gal’s gotta do something when her bottom feels like it’s on fire. All of that and not even a dent in that brush. It’s not fair.
I may have to spend more time at the gym to develop a tighter bottom. Either that or I could encourage Dan to spank me more often with that brush in the hope that I’ll wear it down. If I get really crazy I could do both! I have my work cut out for me…or rather my bottom.
Seriously, Bethie, that hairbrush appears to be a long-since discontinued Bath and Body Works item, which would predictably split vertically at some point between the 10th and 12th slamdown, in my experience. I remember joking that I was going to return it for a refund, giving the exact reason on their store form as a joke. And as far as “wearing down” the VCS bath brush? Forget it. It’ll wear away at a glacial pace, with a huge discrepancy between the number of molecules of tender naughty-girl bottom skin depleted, compared to solid wood!
Hmmm….perhaps the Vermont Bathbrush is holding up cuz Dan isn’t spanking you hard enough with it. >:)
He ought to try and see if that’s the case.
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P63, maybe if I left it out in the rain that would help move things along? 😉
Ginger, hey, that’s what Dan seems to think, too! I, of course, couldn’t disagree more. 😆
My hairbrush though small is a solid thing that I think could never break and it sure does sting. I find when getting regularly spanked (the hairbrush is always employed at some point) my bottom doesn’t mark as easily but it still feels every spank which is both good and bad. Good because you want to feel it right? Bad because it hurts like hell…grins.
Hugs
Mina
As a consolation…you would probably miss the bath brush if it were broken anyway (despite its “ouch” factor) or, in the event of its untimely demise, it would probably be replaced by an even more devastating implement of cruelty;)
Mina, you’re definitely right about the good and bad points! 🙂
Hugs!
Bethie
omg it broke, must have been getting old or maybe it had termites