Sometimes something will happen during a spanking that will be so unexpected that I can’t decide if it’s hilarious or outrageous. When I say “outrageous” I’m teasing a bit. My moments of outrage are generally moments of total embarrassment or shock that I feel better if I can pretend to be outraged. Dan seems to find these moments amusing so he doesn’t really try to avoid them. Something about me hopping around squealing about the latest “outrage” makes him laugh.

Well, yesterday we had one of those moments.

I was in his office wiggling my bottom at him and generally distracting him from whatever was on his computer screen, hoping for a little attention. Dan was willing as always so I found myself over his knee and bare bottomed in no time. I was prepared for a nice bottom warming but I hadn’t counted on him having the small school master strap nearby.

He began strapping my bottom and thighs enthusiastically which stung a bit sharply so I kicked my feet and whimpered a little. I was hoping for his hand but at the same time I was glad it wasn’t the bath brush.

About the time I was settling in, I felt Dan spread my bottom cheeks. Before I could say anything, he said, “Hey, let’s look in here.”

Like that wasn’t outrageous enough, he gave me a couple of quick spanks on the inside of my cheeks with that strap. Yeouch!

I squealed and somehow managed to fall off his lap. I grabbed my bottom, hopped around a bit, and then I remembered what he’d said. All I could do was sputter, “Let’s look in here? Let’s look in here? What do you mean, let’s look in here?”

Dan just laughed and laughed. I tried to do my best outraged act but it was tough to keep up while I was laughing, too. Hmph!