Spanking Bethie

Dan and I have both been busy with pet projects lately and I just haven’t had much time for blogging, I’m sorry to say. Things just keep rolling along and every once in a while I look up and ask, “What day is this?” Then I about fall over when I realize another week has gotten away from me.

The one thing we have made time for is us. We’ve taken the time for dinners out, movies, and long walks. I love walking with my sweetie and those walks have been so nice. We’ve been going at different times but I have to say, I love the evening and nighttime walks the best.

I love the nighttime here best anyway, it’s so fresh and clear then. There’s none of the hustle and bustle of the daytime. It’s like a different place.

There’s been the usual every day spankings, nothing too epic to report. It’s such a part of our normal routine that I don’t think to mention it. Besides, it’d get boring fast.

For example, yesterday I got spanked with a Jokari paddle and the rubber spatula. Both spankings burned my bottom and made me hop around a bit, but nothing real exciting. I think both times I was getting ready to walk out the door so it was just a quickie.

See? We’ve become boring spankos. Or is that what happens sometimes when you settle down and get happy with someone? At least if we’re going to become less exciting, I can rely on the regularity of the spankings. I suppose if I wasn’t getting any spankings at all, I’d be upset, but as it is, I’m just happy.

I know, it’s weird. I’ve never been consistently blissful like this before. It’s always there just under the surface of things, bubbling up every so often to remind me how happy I am. I giggle at the oddest times. It’s very strange, but I like it so I’m not complaining; just explaining.

I’m sure we’ll be getting up to something exciting and momentus enough to blog about soon, but for now, we’re just coasting along. I know, I’ve said we’re going to do something exciting for a while now. Exciting is good, I know that, but right now, this is pretty awesome, too.

Don’t give up on me though, I’m still here. I may just have to start posting more about spanko life in general though. How about some pretty pictures or my latest shopping finds? I’m always finding something worth mentioning! Plus I have a couple of animations I’ve been working on for fun. I’ll think of something, I always do. *wink*

Sorry, I haven’t had any momentus spankings to report, but we’ve sort of fallen into a nice, comfortable spanko routine around here. That’s due partially to the fact that I had an inner ear infection that put a damper on the quick tosses over Dan’s knee that’s normally a part of our daily interaction.

Any quick movement sent my head spinning which made going over his knee a new and very unsettling experience. We worked around it though so I haven’t been missing out on any good spanks. Which is a good thing because having that infection was bad enough, if I hadn’t been getting my regular spanks, I’d have been a very unhappy gal.

Since the spankings have been short and to the point, I’ve seen quite a bit of that evil rubber spatula and the stingy little wooden oar. Dan even pulled out that nasty loopy cane paddle. I did some serious whining about that thing coming out to play. Not that it mattered!

Oh well, at least I can’t complain about my bottom not getting enough attention.

Also, since I’ve been inside a lot, I’ve been playing with my images again. I made stickers and magnets with the image above for some of my Den friends for the prize packages. That just got me started so between playing with those and doing lots of online Soduko puzzles, I’ve been keeping myself occupied.

I figure once I’m totally healthy I’ll be back with a really good spanking to relate. Right now we’re just taking it easy though. Although I’m not so sure you can really call it easy when that nasty loopy cane paddle is still in the toy bag!

Okay, since a couple of people asked (Hi Terri and Tracy!), I thought I’d show a better picture of these toys. On the tag they’re called paddleball games but they’re not the traditional round style.

These have holes marked with numbers for some kind of scoring game, but that didn’t go well for me. I tried for a bit, then decided the elastic string was too long and the ball too bouncy because I couldn’t get the silly ball to land in the holes and stay there.

After several minutes of aggravation, which was made worse when Dan growled at me that if I hit him in the head with that ball I’d be in trouble, I gave up. I removed the string from the hole, sanded down all the sharp edges, and made myself a new spanking toy. Problem solved! Ha!

The toy itself is a little over 12″ long, around 2″ at the wide spots, and just over 1/4″ thick.

I’m just glad I didn’t hit Dan in the head with the ball when I was playing with it. It’s one thing if I pervert something on my own but completely another if Dan does it for me. Or rather, to me! *grin*

Also known as suffering from Greedy Bottom Syndrome. My illness has infected me so badly that it’s not enough that I’m surrounded by toys at every turn. Oh noooo! I’m driven to hoarde toys waiting for a chance to give them to other greedy bottoms or, even worse, to the top of some poor unsuspecting bottom.

My spanko friends are all quite aware of how much this has affected me and they are wary when packages arrive addressed from me. They know what’s inside could give them great joy or great pain…or sometimes both. Sometimes I lull them into a false sense of security by telling them it’s a fun toy. I’ve even been known to disguise evil toys with pretty artwork or hide them in something so cute that they never saw it coming.

I’m so far gone that sometimes I put toys away and forget I have them. I was digging around looking for something else and found three more paddleballs. That was quite a nice surprise. But I really need to start writing this stuff down. I may need to start a toy inventory sheet here on my ‘puter. Especially since I just made an order for more of those. Oh well! You can’t have too many paddleballs around I always say.

Dan keeps telling me that if I keep buying Jokari paddles that eventually I’ll corner the ebay market on them. I doubt that though. I just keep playing that ebay song and bidding like mad.

I really should look into getting some help, but I’m enjoying myself way too much. Soon, those who won prizes in the Spanking Den’s Anniversary contest will know the joy of opening a package from me. Especially the good people who were fortunate enough to win my lovely “time-out” mats. Someone cue the evil laughter, please!